Somebody Has To Say It

(The "Mao Tse Tung")

It hardly ever gets mentioned. Perhaps male broadcasters are afraid of offending women, but let me tell you something about women -- we're hyper-critical. Judgmental. There's a reason for that that men don't understand. We're constantly, pathologically, comparing ourselves to other women. And it doesn't matter if we're "old enough to know better". That insecurity never goes away. 

"I may be fat, but look at her!" 

"I know better than to wear horizontal stripes, for God's sake!" 

"A tent dress doesn't actually make you look thinner, dear."

The really cute girls, the ones who are in tune with the latest fashions -- the thin, young ones -- well, they're just snooty bitches, and we have decided we don't like them. 

I've sometimes fantasized about having enough money to buy a really nice wardrobe. I'm self-conscious about re-wearing the same five outfits to work every week. Are people talking? Snickering at me? (Yes, probably.) But thanks to Hillary, I've learned that all the foreign-donated money in the world can't buy class. Even, let's say, if one is so busy re-running for president that they don't have time to shop, couldn't a super-rich woman hire a personal shopper? Apparently not. 

And have you noticed that Hillary (like me, except rich) re-wears the same outfits, over and over? 

Why?

Here are some of the old standby's. 

(Can't decide between a coat and a "tunic"? Let someone with taste be your guide.)

(What's with all the extra saggy material? What are you hiding? A question that applies to several Clinton circumstances.)

(This necklace. I noticed she likes it so much, she ordered one in every jewel tone available. I particularly like the emerald green one.)

(The "Captain Kangaroo")

One must ask, why? Or -- what? I'm sorry, but this is the worst-dressed rich woman in the history of these United States. That alone should disqualify her from being president. What does that say about her judgment?

This obsession with being viewed as a man is rather psychotic. You know, we know she's actually a female. It comes across as politically calculated and bizarre. She's saying (to me) that a woman isn't good enough to be president unless she presents herself as a man. Contrast it with this:

(Oh, my God! A woman!?!)

Hillary has lots of, well, not friends, but "supporters", who have taste. Hollywood women thrive on their taste. She also has lots of lackeys, by the looks of her email communications. Her lackeys all tell her she looks "fab". The Hollywood types, who'd eviscerate a conservative woman for a fashion faux pas, are silent. Too bad for her, I guess. You can take the woman out of the Ozarks, but you can't take the Ozark out of the woman.

And while we're discussing hard bad choices,  a word about her campaign logo:  It looks like a sign for a hospital emergency room entrance.

Is this really the image Her Royal Clintoness wants to convey?

It seems this woman has no one in her orbit who will say no. No, you look like a ragged hobo wearing that outfit. No, this logo your....kid? bro-in-law? attorney? designed doesn't communicate anything except that if we elect you, we're all going to heave our guts out.

I am loathe to give the "other side" advice. But sometimes things are so awful, one can't bite their tongue any longer. I would actually donate a buck just to not have to see footage of this duck on my TV ever again.

And lord help us if we end up having to endure her, and her gender-bending outfits, for four excruciating years.